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source: did-you-kno
did-you-kno:

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c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

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metrowolf:

sexy-fandoms:

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

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this is Alice in Wonderland

all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each

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jarilives:

Ed Sheeran singing ‘The man who can’t be moved’

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continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(Source: collaterlysisters)

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via: cliffordishero
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rdf2014:

youcantcancelquidditch:

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE EPISODE WITH THE ANDROGYNOUS ALIEN WHO WAS ALLOWED TO CHOOSE ITS GENDER WHEN IT CAME OF AGE?
ALL THE BOYS WANTED IT TO BECOME A BOY ALIEN, AND ALL THE GIRLS WANTED IT TO BECOME A GIRL ALIEN, BUT THEN THEY LEARNED THAT THEY WERE BEING HURTFUL BY PRESSURING, SO THEY DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE ALIEN’S DECISION NO MATTER WHAT, BECAUSE IT WASN’T THEIR CHOICE, AND IN THE END THE ALIEN DIDN’T TELL ANYONE? BECAUSE IT WASN’T ANYONE’S BUSINESS? 
AND IT WAS ALL PRETTY MUCH THE MOST GROUNDBREAKING NEWS TO ME AS A CHILD?

this show was my childhood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIHBFdEcIs

rdf2014:

youcantcancelquidditch:

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE EPISODE WITH THE ANDROGYNOUS ALIEN WHO WAS ALLOWED TO CHOOSE ITS GENDER WHEN IT CAME OF AGE?

ALL THE BOYS WANTED IT TO BECOME A BOY ALIEN, AND ALL THE GIRLS WANTED IT TO BECOME A GIRL ALIEN, BUT THEN THEY LEARNED THAT THEY WERE BEING HURTFUL BY PRESSURING, SO THEY DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE ALIEN’S DECISION NO MATTER WHAT, BECAUSE IT WASN’T THEIR CHOICE, AND IN THE END THE ALIEN DIDN’T TELL ANYONE? BECAUSE IT WASN’T ANYONE’S BUSINESS? 

AND IT WAS ALL PRETTY MUCH THE MOST GROUNDBREAKING NEWS TO ME AS A CHILD?

this show was my childhood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIHBFdEcIs

(Source: )

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doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

(Source: darth-the-wakener)

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via: jax
source: pajamaben

pajamaben:

jebadia451:

pajamaben:

while the dentist is cleaning your teeth, gently lick their hand to let them know that you are friendly and a non-threat

I’m VERY tempted to do this

you should. it will let them know that you are friendly and a non-threat

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via: jax
source: elflizard

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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via: gensar4
source: soulgems

blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

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benemickcumberbatch:

I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school

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via: gensar4
source: baara
anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

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via: jax
source: chhharl
rotatingfloor:

chhharl:

My 4 year old class gives some insight about the sun

just eggs

rotatingfloor:

chhharl:

My 4 year old class gives some insight about the sun

just eggs

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via: jax
source: t1m3l0rdh4nj1

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.